I'm sitting in the coffee shop right now waiting on Dustin to get out of class. I should be working on my homework for my graduate class. However, I decided what better day to procrastinate than a Monday. So I'll do my assignment tomorrow...maybe.
Earlier today I had to go to the "girlie doctor" for my annual exam. I swear I think the speculum that is inserted into you to spread ya open reminds me of a duck's bill. So I'm laying on the table literally half-naked and can only think about how I have a duck bill inside me and that gynecologist should be required to warm their hands before touching you.
Hopefully the rest of my day will be a little more exciting.
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A duck bill. Never thought of it that way. It would have to be a cold metal duck, though. But, hey, it only gets better when you get pregnant....hahahahaha! :)
Funny that I always thought of it as a duck's bill.
Uh, forget I said that.
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